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pocoNobel The prizes for 2007

After a long but peaceful debate (between me and myself) were awarded prizes for pocoNobel 2007



medicine
For All ' Mr Mele , which showed that a man who follows sound (sober and) lifestyle, has a better chance to withstand situations determined by convergent stress factors such as sex, drugs and rock & roll. He tested this theory at your own risk, ensuring that the performance had no physical decline and allowed a quick escape.
only side effect noted was the loss of memory after the test, in fact Mr remembered nothing ...


For physics
A Lambertow Dini, Amerika, which showed how you can stay in balance between two opposite poles, and project a holographic image of themselves (seriously?) Very different from reality.


Math
to Mr Silvio Berlusconi, for showing that the assumption "the math does not lie" is false, thanks to well-known experiment of "gazebo" which have boosted the ratings collected from zero to eight million a function tending to ' infinity.


For literature
the teodem Binetti, because she managed to invent a story in which a person who lived during the Middle Ages can be elected in a progressive party and left. But as often happens, reality surpasses the imagination


For peace
A Fabrizio Corona, freedom fighter (Own), is relegated by the regime arrested in his house in downtown Milan. But that does not stop the brave Fabrizio that the window their harangue admirers gathered by Mediaset, the only brigades now resistant to (the house) the freedom


This year later it was decided to establish another special prize in Given the need to identify sustainable macroeconomic models for our planet on the brink of disaster.

E 'born pocoNobel for the economy to people who have demonstrated better than others to be able to do well in the account.


For the economy
For Savoy, father and son. His father, that when he "free hour" should be whores, but cheap, the son who goes on TV to make a parody of Crozza (which Emanuele Filiberto) in order to raise funds with hilarious jokes which justify an ( one sent to demand their return to Italy) sent to the President Pertini but addressed to "senator" Pertini, was a "dimentichezza" (brilliant quote from Laurel?) said the prince. A
both, because now returned quietly found a way to make 250 million euro (at the expense of the Italians)

signed: Kim the crazy